May 2013
noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
url-goes-here:
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
relentlessly-chaotic:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
this is too accurate
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
normal people: popular in real life
weird people: popular on tumblr
me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
floozys:
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
tastetheaids:
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
thorhead:
is it really too much to ask to just want to spend your life learning things without being tested on them
mewtoot:
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
gallifrey-feels:
bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
but alcohol is free
